"What? hear all about 'The Sinclair ?' I can tell you now that it has the same truth as a horse's crap."

, , tramp.

What does Isabelle care, though? It's not like she's interested in these men. Much less their opinions of her.

—(name is clickable! ↓)

A gentleman's instructions on dealing with an emotional woman.

By Harris Morton

1. If a woman is ever angry, stay calm. Let her ride out the anger before acting.

2. If she is ever saddened, make sure to go down and buy a new dress. Make sure it is a bit too snug so she doesn't eat her feelings.

3. If your woman is too excited, make sure to pull her aside and give her a proper smack. She should know how a proper lady acts.

"Evander... are you reading this!?"

"Why would he...Maybe he is sick in the head."

"Evander. If I ever catch reading this EVER. You will have hell to pay, do you understand?"

"Completely."

WHAT ARE YOU TO ISABELLE ?

You are one of her friends !

Treat her with kindness, let her know you're there for her! Hit up the market and buy each other some gifts! Maybe head home and do totally not romantic things with your gal pal!

You are an admirer !

You've always admired her beauty and sharp tongue! Being a bit awkward yourself, you started sending her letters and ending them with "Miss.. (pseudonym). Let her wonder who this mysterious girl is...and why she's longing for every letter you send..

You are Harris' sister !?

You've heard the rumors, and you know your brother. hes a to you as well. Maybe you two could join together and ruin his reputation a bit? And maybe find comfort in each other's arms...

— EZ'S SCRIBBLES

2nd instalment!! I love her, she's so ARGHH

heads up, shes a scissor sister. talk about making her straight in my coments will give you a block.

(dont mind how late this one came...she was so hard to write </3)